Get Lauren To The Greek

Welcome to the life of Electra Heart!

Me, Myself and I;

Hey, I'm Lauren. I'm the secret love child of Russell Brand and Taylor Momsen. I like to poke things with sticks, but I haven't worked out how to make money from that, so I'm at School. I live on a diet of refreshers and relentless. I go through a pencil of eyeliner and a can of hairspray a week. I am the future ruler of the world, I don't have friends, I have slaves. Lady Gaga is my God, Katy Perry is my idol, I'd turn gay for Kesha. I'd like to think I'm the reincarnation of Kurt Cobain or Sid Vicious, but I don't think I'm that lucky. Dougie Poynter is my soul mate, he just doesn't know it yet. I believe that is all. Kay, thanks, bye!

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